I am me. I have been myself for as long as I can remember. I have no memories of ever being someone else. I was born into my humble family as a baby. My dad was my father. My mom was my mother. I knew then, I must be special.
In times of trouble, I walk in front of myself so that I can follow a good leader. In times of loneliness, I sit close to myself so I'll always have a friend. During the difficult times I stand beside myself so I'll never be far away. I talk to myself for intelligent conversation. Against unscrupulous accusations, I accuse my other personality. I walk behind myself so no one can stab me in the back. I try to say stupid things in front of my self to make me look smart. Sometimes I stand in the next room because I'm not all there. I also listen at the door to hear what I am saying. I like to walk in front of myself so I don't fall behind.
That pretty much describes me and me and me and me and me and me as well as myself perfectly.